reallylameblog:

*opens a tough jar of spaghetti sauce* looks like I’m still strong as fuck and sexy as hell

sleepyxvx:

Prince of carrot flowers.

sleepyxvx:

Prince of carrot flowers.

  • Baby: p-p-p
  • Mom: Papa?????
  • Baby: please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman from that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring end

yass-god:

real acting

wildbelles:

more like this here x

wildbelles:

more like this here x

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

thewicked-eternity